Two, and three.

(Scene, background info, etc.) This morning, as we were puttering around the kitchen. (Me, to the Orclette. Can't remember context) "You're just a little girl." (Orclette to me) "No I'm not. I'm a tiny momma!" (End scene)

Let me talk for a moment about fantastic guilds and guildies. Here is a short list of exactly what I want from a guild: 1) The ability to come and go without being kicked from the guild. 2) Friendly guild members who chat with me even though I'm not there raiding/pugging with them every week. 3) Green guild chat. Possibly full of crazy people who think that the time is completely different from what it actually is(US mountain time). Here is what I get from my guild: 1) Boo. The guy is always on. Always responds to my blathering. And he's pissed.... all the time... and I mean all five meanings of the word. Pick a few... he's always at least two meanings.****** 2) Ruune. She's like the salt in the stew right? The not quite good that makes everything good? The Aussie who abuses you and doesn't know how to spell dammy(She thinks its spelled "Susan"). Yeah... gotta have shammies or whatever she currently plays around. 3) Jess and Mr. Jess. Jess talks